Friday, June 13, 2008

The Winner.

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever seen. Absolutely. It’s incredible on so many levels, and I just want to share it with you. Note: it starts off a little slow, but just wait it out. The. Best. Thing. Ever.







Watch it again. I just can’t help myself.

I don’t know what it is that makes me so happy.
...it’s not because it’s a midget in a horrible special effects costume… it’s not because the guy is more effeminate in four minutes than I’ll ever be in my lifetime… it’s not because of the ridiculous “baby fetus” prop… it’s not because it’s actually a cruel, cruel show… it’s not because he said he saw “a demon” and believed it… it’s not because that’s a version of everyone’s worst nightmare…it’s not because of the “bad energy” he felt or because he suggested they bring back “guns and mace”...it’s not because the sound effects- like the extra shots- are so perfectly melodramatic and added much later to the clip in order to drag the viewer in… it’s not because at the end, he says, “I really do work for PETA” as the midget slaps the dust off his hands… and it’s not because even though he acted like he had fun and it was a cool prank, you know he NEVER talked to that friend ever again.

It’s because, as a package, it’s the most incredibly funny thing that I may have ever seen. I think.


Now watch the runner up:








I would have sooo known about this already if I had cable. Damn you, poverty!