Friday, May 30, 2008

Open Letter…

Open letter to the Douchebag Hipster wearing an American Apparel skin tight v-neck, ball hugging black skinny jeans, and o-so-stylish checkered vans who poke/stabbed me in my right eye Friday night at an overpacked, overpriced Lower East Side establishment and upon my initial retraction in pain and surprise, replied, “whoa” like Joey on Blossom and giggled instead of offering an apology like any decent human person would do upon injuring another being, especially one he saw icing my injury at the bar with a tecate can only moments later:

Dear Asshole,

You’re the reason I hate Manhattan.

Love,

The girl giving you ONE evil eye.

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