Sunday, January 4, 2009

get ready.

Below is a link to a story about women who collect and care for dolls that resemble newborn babies called “reborns.”

I do not have much to say about this, other than it has made me discover I have no grasp of what the word “creepy” really means.

In fact, I have no grasp of anything at all.
My world has been turned completely upside down.

I saw this story and immediately went to a bar, drank a bottle’s worth of whiskey, then took all my clothes off and jumped in a public fountain; crazed by the knowledge that I, in fact, know nothing at all. When I got out, I then went to the first church I saw; where I wept openly and asked God to explain the meaning of life.
Still waiting on the answer.

I’m a little better now, but upon the viewing of this video, I officially proclaim that I will never judge an older, single woman or man who owns cats again. Even the ones who take them out and push them in cat strollers. I will never judge anyone again, for that matter, not even Furries. And I will donate more canned goods. Also, stop cussing. And call my mother more. And recycle.

So please watch this video knowing that it may shatter everything you thought you ever was real.

Goodday.

GET READY!

http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=6569094