Blog archives!

  • Wednesday, February 27, 2008

    I’m very Busey.

    have you guys seen this wacko? have you seen it?! you should. get ready: and after that, it gets even better. enjoy! if you’ve ever seen my favorite movie- willy wonka and the chocolate factory … read more »

  • Wednesday, March 12, 2008

    Work it out.

    Hey dudes! New site is being “worked out.” Hope you like it, and like THESE people working it out. ... read more »

  • Tuesday, March 4, 2008

    Who said money couldn’t…

    i’ll take 4 friendships, please. ... read more »

  • Sunday, February 24, 2008

    Warned.

    this is a little cartoon I drew for my ex. (i’m being generous about the title, btw) it’s to warn him of the dangers of his recent sexual exploits; which he felt the need to tell me multiple details … read more »

  • Wednesday, March 5, 2008

    Question.

    have you ever been waiting for a bus or attempting to hail a cab on a corner and thought to yourself, “man, i must really look like a hooker right now.” but not because you’re standing on a corner; ... read more »

  • Wednesday, May 28, 2008

    Shitstorm!

    I woke up his morning thinking that today was going to be like every other day. I got out of bed, brushed my teethies, and then took the dog downstairs for a walk. Before we headed out, I realized I … read more »

  • Friday, May 30, 2008

    Open Letter…

    Open letter to the Douchebag Hipster wearing an American Apparel skin tight v-neck, ball hugging black skinny jeans, and o-so-stylish checkered vans who poke/stabbed me in my right eye Friday night at … read more »

  • Sunday, June 1, 2008

    MILK ‘08!

    Hello friends!...ever. ... read more »

  • Sunday, June 8, 2008

    Hell or something like it.

    It’s 8:31 in the morning, and it’s 85 degrees outside. Here’s something you may not know about New York: there is no spring here. The city of New York jumps from what is one of the most long, ... read more »

  • Friday, June 13, 2008

    The Winner.

    This is my favorite thing I’ve ever seen. Absolutely. It’s incredible on so many levels, and I just want to share it with you. Note: it starts off a little slow, but just wait it out. The. Best. ... read more »

  • Friday, June 27, 2008

    Poverty.

    3:47pm, June 27th. Washington Mutual bank; 5th Ave and 14th St. Brooklyn, New York. I place a grocery bag worth of collected loose change on the counter. Me: “I have cash to deposit too, but I’m sure … read more »

  • Monday, July 21, 2008

    death by apartment.

    I thought my roommate was dead today.I’ve got to find something else to be terrify me. Maybe I’ll pick bats. Clowns? That’s funnier. I pick them. ... read more »

  • Monday, July 28, 2008

    best nightmare.

    This guy^ I dated for three whole days came up with this hilarious concept of “best nightmare.” “Am I your best nightmare?” he’d ask, and I would laugh. He kind of was. Best nightmares, of course, ... read more »

  • Monday, July 28, 2008

    she never wanted it. ever.

    I was out with my friend Chris and we ran into one of his friends on the street. They began talking about the previous evening, the party they attended, and the girl their mutual friend had taken home … read more »

  • Monday, August 11, 2008

    thank god.

    I have an “I love Jesus” pendant on my keychain. Someone at work asked to borrow my keys, and after using them, awkwardly inquired if they were in fact, my keys. I sensed she had seen the pendant. ... read more »

  • Friday, August 22, 2008

    ding dong!

    A while ago, I saw something on television. I guess on the heels of “To Catch a Predator,” NBC decided to air a show where they tested kids that were home alone to see if they’d open the door for … read more »

  • Thursday, September 4, 2008

    macho

    come check us out! september 17, 9:30pm ucb theater 307 w. 26th st. new york photo by the amazing joel barhamand … read more »

  • Thursday, October 9, 2008

    canned.

    I got fired from my restaurant job last week. Not only was it the first time I have ever been fired from a restaurant, it was the first time I’ve ever been fired, ever. Probably not; I’m too poor and … read more »

  • Sunday, October 12, 2008

    vote, dammit!

    vote, all of you. VOTE. and not for idiots. you should listen to me: the girl who every time she hears the name “General Petraeus” stops listening immediately to whatever she’s hearing about him so … read more »

  • Wednesday, November 19, 2008

    new video.

    check it out! ... read more »

  • Sunday, November 30, 2008

    oh, happy day!

    I’m not a “morning person,” but on the rare occasion I wake up rarin’ and ready to go, the same song is always in my head. And that song is in my head all day. It’s my good mood song, but … read more »

  • Friday, November 28, 2008

    joselyn "furby" hughes

    I had good friends in high school; we all did. I was usually the one driving everyone to the party. While they all made out with dudes, I sat on the couch and waited to drive them back home. I … read more »

  • Saturday, December 6, 2008

    world’s "coolest" dad.

    You: Hey Joselyn, what are you doing on Saturday afternoon at 2:38pm? Me: Oh, I’m just watching the holiday classic “Jack Frost.” You: What? Me: You’re not familiar? You should really check it … read more »

  • Sunday, January 4, 2009

    new vids.

    i feel a little like i’m cheating by posting this as a blog, but i have two new vids that you should watch. the second is one that i made with jon friedman, rejectionshow.com, and is based on a real … read more »

  • Sunday, January 4, 2009

    get ready.

    Below is a link to a story about women who collect and care for dolls that resemble newborn babies called “reborns.” I do not have much to say about this, other than it has made me discover I have no … read more »

  • Wednesday, January 7, 2009

    236 blog.

    hey, check out my blog on 236.com! love, barack obama … read more »

  • Sunday, January 11, 2009

    pretty awesome.

    jon friedman and i made a video parody of an inside edition piece i had seen a few months ago. some people think we were actually serious. apparently, they think inside edition rolls credits that say, ... read more »

  • Sunday, January 25, 2009

    the toolbox

    From High School Talent Show at UCB, 1/24. Reggie (Jos) and Terri (Brooke), two local police D.A.R.E. officers, give a presentation to the kids of UCB High about the dangers and prevention of drug, ... read more »

  • Sunday, January 25, 2009

    ew.

    Last week, while talking to a friend, my end of the conversation came to a grinding halt. I was shocked and disappointed that I, Joselyn Hughes, had just uttered the one sound that I believe to be … read more »

  • Monday, January 26, 2009

    robotrippin’.

    I have been pretty sick the last couple weeks, and with my sickness came a horrible, hacking cough. Now, I am susceptible to ear infections- since my body thinks I’m still three years old- so … read more »

  • Saturday, February 7, 2009

    yeah, another video. get used to it.

    video with Jordan Carlos and I for Trojan. Trojan CONDOMS. WRAP IT UP, ASSHOLES! ... read more »

  • Thursday, February 12, 2009

    please buy this for me.

    I don’t ask for much. Well, I do, but I usually don’t get it. -Thanks Joel for the video! ... read more »

  • Sunday, February 22, 2009

    Macho! show at the PIT

    Yo dudes and dudettes; Listen, we’re lazy. We like to watch episodes of America’s Top Model instead of getting anything legit done. So it’s been awhile since our last show, but almost five months … read more »

  • Wednesday, February 25, 2009

    i’m possessed.

    Those silly twins! Join Amy and Annie on their hit show, The Livingston Twins for all kinds of laughs. They’re twins, but one of them is possessed by the devil and hilarity always ensues! Written and … read more »

  • Friday, April 10, 2009

    Come to this Show!

    Next Friday’s lineup: Andrea Rosen (Variety SHAC) Gabe and Jenny (vh1, mtv) Liam McEneaney (Comedy Central) Joselyn Hughes (vh1) Scott Jacobson (The Daily Show writer) Hosted by Jon Friedman … read more »

  • Thursday, February 26, 2009

    Vote for me!

    Okay, so I’m up for the ECNY Emerging Comic award this year and am really excited about it! This is where you come in. Please . You’ve got to use your email address, so use your main email addy to … read more »

  • Saturday, April 11, 2009

    Joke in the NY Post

    Hey guys, check it out! I got a joke in the New York Post’s featured funniest jokes of 2008! Hooray! ... read more »

  • Tuesday, April 14, 2009

    Because it’s a real place, that’s why.

    This may be false advertising, but “the food kicks ass.” (credit to Chris Hauselt for silly pun) ... read more »

  • Thursday, May 7, 2009

    Wow, really?

    I’m sure my parents thought of this idea. No, wait, no. They probably didn’t. I mean, DAYMN! ... read more »

  • Monday, May 11, 2009

    moving!

    hey guys- i got a new job and have to move to los angeles on saturday. please come see me at coco 66 on friday night, may 15th @ 8pm for the last show i’ll do before i leave and celebrate my bday too, ... read more »

  • Friday, May 15, 2009

    “what I’ll miss”

    I’m leaving NYC tomorrow after a good run in the Big Apple and right after i just started to figure the place out. But I’ll be in sunny Los Angeles where dreams happen. Like being stuck in … read more »

  • Tuesday, June 9, 2009

    new thang

    hey guys, i haven’t been posting much because i’m got hired to do it for a new please come and no matter what, WATCH THE SHOW! thursdays @ 10/9c on comedy central. and if you’re on twitter, ... read more »

  • Friday, June 12, 2009

    The Flower Shop

    You’d think I’d be too cool and wait to post this, but I’m not. And it’s hilarious, and I got to be in it. So that’s something. ... read more »

  • Friday, August 7, 2009

    The Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers

    Yeah, it’s August and I haven’t been posting much. But summer is for swimming and grilling. And Comedy Central roasts. The CC Insider had me cover the Roast of Joan Rivers on the red (white) carpet … read more »

  • Monday, August 24, 2009

    Get real, Urban Outfitters

    Urban Outfitters, there are so many things wrong with you. You’re owned by a , and you rip off millions of people across the country with your overpriced bullshit. Usually, I ignore you like the … read more »

  • Friday, December 18, 2009

    this is nonsense.

    ... read more »

  • Wednesday, December 23, 2009

    holiday time.

    This Christmas I received a lovely set of handmade saffron colored mittens from Ratso. I was excited; they were warm, soft, and just the right size. But there was a couple problems with this present, ... read more »

  • Thursday, January 7, 2010

    wah wah

    “wah wah, nine to fives suck!” -this dumb baby … read more »

  • Saturday, January 9, 2010

    lonnie

    hey friends. sometimes there are things in life that you just need to know about, and that’s why i’m here for you—and probably why you’re on this site in the first place. so i’m going to deliver. ... read more »

  • Wednesday, February 24, 2010

    read this!

    the comedy nerds dot com interviewed me for their site. please … read more »

  • Friday, February 26, 2010

    I have my reasons.

    *Note: Completely inappropriate ad in front of this video, Tuna Helper. This scientist says that killer whale that killed that woman this week What reasons could a whale have? Hmm. 1. I am hungry 2. ... read more »

  • Friday, March 26, 2010

    some. jokes.

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  • Friday, April 16, 2010

    a girl can dream…

    I awake to the sound of cursing as you slam our front door and head towards your rusted ‘87 Blazer. You must have decided to work today. I sit up and am immediately reminded of the night before. My … read more »

  • Tuesday, April 27, 2010

    sleep it off.

    After behaving like an irresponsible idiot all weekend in Portland at the Bridgetown Comedy Fest, I knew my return to normal life would be rough. But it was rougher than expected. Sunday night – my … read more »

  • Friday, June 4, 2010

    i had to.

    (click on it) ... read more »

  • Wednesday, June 23, 2010

    up yours, buddy!

    i’ve been doing comedy for awhile now, but part of me kind of wishes i had started doing stand up earlier. like at the age of seven. it would have been right smack dab in the stand up comedy boom of … read more »

  • Thursday, July 15, 2010

    wine not?

    finally, someone over there listened to the goddamn comment cards. ... read more »

  • Wednesday, July 21, 2010

    i always wondered why no one ever questioned that lunatic.

    they must have deleted this scene. ... read more »