Blog archives!

  • Wednesday, February 27, 2008

    I’m very Busey.

    have you guys seen this wacko? have you seen it?! you should. get ready: and after that, it gets even better. enjoy! if you’ve ever seen my favorite movie- willy wonka and the chocolate factory … read more »

  • Sunday, February 17, 2008

    Look here, mister.

    i have a slight problem with people who stare. it mainly occurs on the subway, as people are forced to sit and stand across from one another for lengths of time. people don’t have many options on the … read more »

  • Wednesday, March 12, 2008

    Work it out.

    Hey dudes! New site is being “worked out.” Hope you like it, and like THESE people working it out. ... read more »

  • Tuesday, March 4, 2008

    Who said money couldn’t…

    i’ll take 4 friendships, please. ... read more »

  • Sunday, February 24, 2008

    Warned.

    this is a little cartoon I drew for my ex. (i’m being generous about the title, btw) it’s to warn him of the dangers of his recent sexual exploits; which he felt the need to tell me multiple details … read more »

  • Wednesday, March 5, 2008

    Question.

    have you ever been waiting for a bus or attempting to hail a cab on a corner and thought to yourself, “man, i must really look like a hooker right now.” but not because you’re standing on a corner; ... read more »

  • Wednesday, May 28, 2008

    Shitstorm!

    I woke up his morning thinking that today was going to be like every other day. I got out of bed, brushed my teethies, and then took the dog downstairs for a walk. Before we headed out, I realized I … read more »

  • Friday, May 30, 2008

    Open Letter…

    Open letter to the Douchebag Hipster wearing an American Apparel skin tight v-neck, ball hugging black skinny jeans, and o-so-stylish checkered vans who poke/stabbed me in my right eye Friday night at … read more »

  • Sunday, June 1, 2008

    MILK ‘08!

    Hello friends!...ever. ... read more »

  • Sunday, June 8, 2008

    Hell or something like it.

    It’s 8:31 in the morning, and it’s 85 degrees outside. Here’s something you may not know about New York: there is no spring here. The city of New York jumps from what is one of the most long, ... read more »

  • Friday, June 13, 2008

    The Winner.

    This is my favorite thing I’ve ever seen. Absolutely. It’s incredible on so many levels, and I just want to share it with you. Note: it starts off a little slow, but just wait it out. The. Best. ... read more »

  • Friday, June 27, 2008

    Poverty.

    3:47pm, June 27th. Washington Mutual bank; 5th Ave and 14th St. Brooklyn, New York. I place a grocery bag worth of collected loose change on the counter. Me: “I have cash to deposit too, but I’m sure … read more »

  • Monday, July 21, 2008

    death by apartment.

    I thought my roommate was dead today.I’ve got to find something else to be terrify me. Maybe I’ll pick bats. Clowns? That’s funnier. I pick them. ... read more »

  • Monday, July 28, 2008

    best nightmare.

    This guy^ I dated for three whole days came up with this hilarious concept of “best nightmare.” “Am I your best nightmare?” he’d ask, and I would laugh. He kind of was. Best nightmares, of course, ... read more »

  • Monday, July 28, 2008

    she never wanted it. ever.

    I was out with my friend Chris and we ran into one of his friends on the street. They began talking about the previous evening, the party they attended, and the girl their mutual friend had taken home … read more »

  • Monday, August 11, 2008

    thank god.

    I have an “I love Jesus” pendant on my keychain. Someone at work asked to borrow my keys, and after using them, awkwardly inquired if they were in fact, my keys. I sensed she had seen the pendant. ... read more »